Why? And other fun stuff.

Dylan, Carter and I attended another birthday party today. I will post more on the Mexican Birthday Party as we have experienced it in another post. Today the theme of the party was Minnie and Mickey Mouse. There was a show with adults dressed in Minnie and Mickey Mouse costumes. I think I also saw Donald Duck and Pluto. I wasn't actually watching the show. After the party I asked Dylan if he liked Mickey Mouse and this is how the rest of the conversation went... Dylan: No Me: Why? Dylan: Because of his Orejas. Me: His what? His ears? Dylan: Yes, his orejas. Me: But giraffes have ears and elephants. Elephants have big ears. Dylan: Why? Me: To cool themselves down. Dylan: Why? Me: Because they live in Africa, it is hot there. Why? Why? Why? At the party we also had a conversation about popcorn. Dylan wanted to know what animal it came from. After the party Dylan and I were eating dinner. Dylan announced he needed to go to the potty. I asked if he needed help and he said yes. When we get to the bathroom I put the little seat onto the big seat. Dylan takes it off and tells me he is going to pee standing up. I think to myself this is a bad idea. I help him pull his pants down.....and he stands there and starts peeing. No directing the pee. I am inexperienced at this but we managed to get most of the pee into the toilet once I gained control. Daddy arrives home while Dylan and I are playing before bedtime. Dylan: Daddy where have you been? Daddy: At work. Dylan: In that t-shirt?? Matt was wearing jeans and a polo shirt because he had been to an off-site with the Finance team, so not his normal work attire. Note to self: Dylan is taking notes on what you wear.